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The doctor explained that I was a prime candidate for his study because I was struck by lightning three times in my lifetime.

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"Butter Teeth" I heard the fat old lady mumble to her husband as she eyeballed me suspiciously.

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That's odd, I thought groggily, as the sound of a train woke me from my mid-afternoon nap.

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I love playing with girls' nipples.

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It had been so long since I had been in a woman's embrace I had almost forgotten what it felt like.

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Benjamin Franklin once said "Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead."

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"Numb... numb," the bloodied young girl shivering on the sidewalk kept whispering over and over.

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The snakebite excruciating, but what the venom did was even worse.

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[JUL22] As the orbital luxury resort asteroid dubbed Olympus crashed to Earth only one thought crossed my mind.

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The sign outside read "MEATBALL RESTAURANT. BRING YOUR OWN MEAT. NO QUESTIONS ASKED."

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The doctor explained that I was a prime candidate for his study because I was struck by lightning three times in my lifetime.	10
"Butter Teeth" I heard the fat old lady mumble to her husband as she eyeballed me suspiciously.	10
That's odd, I thought groggily, as the sound of a train woke me from my mid-afternoon nap.	10
I love playing with girls' nipples.	10
It had been so long since I had been in a woman's embrace I had almost forgotten what it felt like.	10
Benjamin Franklin once said "Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead."	10
"Numb... numb," the bloodied young girl shivering on the sidewalk kept whispering over and over.	9
The snakebite excruciating, but what the venom did was even worse.	9
[JUL22] As the orbital luxury resort asteroid dubbed Olympus crashed to Earth only one thought crossed my mind.	9
The sign outside read "MEATBALL RESTAURANT. BRING YOUR OWN MEAT. NO QUESTIONS ASKED."	9