/u/derf_vader's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Did you know that when you worship Satan, even ironically, it still counts as real worship?"

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I'm afraid the only treatment for your condition is a corporalectomy.

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I know the warning on the package says not to use it to swab your ears, but I was careful anyway.

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[DEC22] I thought a gift card for an escape room would be the perfect Christmas gift for my wife.

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"How did you get on this train?" the grizzled old hobo asked, as I had apparently invaded his personal boxcar.

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Mushrooms are made of chitin, the same fiber as insect exoskeletons.

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"Mooooom, James is scaring me again!

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They say good horror is grounded in reality.

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"Sir, Earth Simulacrum Layer four dash two six one has been breached."

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First came the swallows, with their incessant chirping and chattering.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Did you know that when you worship Satan, even ironically, it still counts as real worship?"	7
I'm afraid the only treatment for your condition is a corporalectomy.	6
I know the warning on the package says not to use it to swab your ears, but I was careful anyway.	6
[DEC22] I thought a gift card for an escape room would be the perfect Christmas gift for my wife.	6
"How did you get on this train?" the grizzled old hobo asked, as I had apparently invaded his personal boxcar.	6
Mushrooms are made of chitin, the same fiber as insect exoskeletons.	6
"Mooooom, James is scaring me again!	6
They say good horror is grounded in reality.	6
"Sir, Earth Simulacrum Layer four dash two six one has been breached."	5
First came the swallows, with their incessant chirping and chattering.	5