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[NOV23] I don't know where my dimension hopping will lead next, but at least in this one people are finally believing me about the Mandela Effect.

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Scientists were horrified when it appeared Cordyceps made the jump from insects to humanity.

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This morning I also came home with a brand new puppy for my daughter.

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[JAN21] The year was 1821 and I was cold, tired and hungry, but all those go away with time.

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In the one hundred years since our group had colonized the Dark Side of the Moon no one had ever broken protocol and crossed over into the light until now.

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I thought it would be fine leaving my toddler sleeping in the backseat of my car while I ran into the drug store real quick to use the bathroom.

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"Thanks," I said as the burly man lifted me into his boat, "I thought the Grim Reaper had me for sure."

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Seeing the victims mangled bodies spread out all over the crash site wasn't unexpected for veterans like me and Mike.

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The medical examiner's report said that my husband had died from a self inflicted gun shot wound, despite being shot in the back the head, twice.

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"I haven't always had this," the old man said to me, gesturing to the large hump on his back under his coat.

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[NOV23] I don't know where my dimension hopping will lead next, but at least in this one people are finally believing me about the Mandela Effect.	53
Scientists were horrified when it appeared Cordyceps made the jump from insects to humanity.	52
This morning I also came home with a brand new puppy for my daughter.	52
[JAN21] The year was 1821 and I was cold, tired and hungry, but all those go away with time.	52
In the one hundred years since our group had colonized the Dark Side of the Moon no one had ever broken protocol and crossed over into the light until now.	52
I thought it would be fine leaving my toddler sleeping in the backseat of my car while I ran into the drug store real quick to use the bathroom.	51
"Thanks," I said as the burly man lifted me into his boat, "I thought the Grim Reaper had me for sure."	49
Seeing the victims mangled bodies spread out all over the crash site wasn't unexpected for veterans like me and Mike.	49
The medical examiner's report said that my husband had died from a self inflicted gun shot wound, despite being shot in the back the head, twice.	49
"I haven't always had this," the old man said to me, gesturing to the large hump on his back under his coat.	46