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"If you're really me from the past, how come I don't remember any of this?" I asked the young man who looked and sounded exactly like me from my more innocent years.

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I thought took every precaution not to get caught having sex with any of the dead girls that came into my morgue.

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My birthday wish was that my divorced parents would be together again forever.

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We regret to inform you this simulation will be ending ninety-five hours fifty-nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds from the time of this post.

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[NOV23] As a novice stand up comedian one of my greatest fears is absolutely dying on stage.

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[FEB22] "One Tiger, two Tiger, circus Tiger, zoo Tiger," I heard my daughter reciting a nursery rhyme I had never heard before.

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Getting shot in the head doesn't hurt as much as you'd expect.

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I'm a thirty-two year old man, but the voice in my head, the one that narrates all my thoughts, sounds like an eight year old girl.

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I couldn't believe my brother, who had everything going for him in his life, would ever hang himself.

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If you can read this please reply below.	61
"If you're really me from the past, how come I don't remember any of this?" I asked the young man who looked and sounded exactly like me from my more innocent years.	60
I thought took every precaution not to get caught having sex with any of the dead girls that came into my morgue.	59
My birthday wish was that my divorced parents would be together again forever.	59
We regret to inform you this simulation will be ending ninety-five hours fifty-nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds from the time of this post.	58
[NOV23] As a novice stand up comedian one of my greatest fears is absolutely dying on stage.	58
[FEB22] "One Tiger, two Tiger, circus Tiger, zoo Tiger," I heard my daughter reciting a nursery rhyme I had never heard before.	57
Getting shot in the head doesn't hurt as much as you'd expect.	57
I'm a thirty-two year old man, but the voice in my head, the one that narrates all my thoughts, sounds like an eight year old girl.	57
I couldn't believe my brother, who had everything going for him in his life, would ever hang himself.	56