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"I know this is just a nightmare" I said staring down at the strangely familiar man laying in my bed.

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[OCT21] The word "Carnival" literally means "A farewell to meat."

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If you're really God, tell me something else no one else knows.

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"Honey did you know the cuttlefish is the best mimic in the animal kingdom?"

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"Vampires aren't real vampires aren't real vampires aren't real" I chanted to myself frantically.

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[APR21]When the twins were born the midwife commented about the shockingly large amount of afterbirth.

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My tinder date told me if I came back to her place I could play with her extra nipples.

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[FEB23] With no more bullets left to fire, no more bombs left to detonate, most people thought the war was over

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Throughout our lives we have been subconsciously taught to fear the shadows.

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As I heard the thud of the guillotine and felt my body go numb the old gypsy's words rung in my ears.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I know this is just a nightmare" I said staring down at the strangely familiar man laying in my bed.	14
[OCT21] The word "Carnival" literally means "A farewell to meat."	13
If you're really God, tell me something else no one else knows.	13
"Honey did you know the cuttlefish is the best mimic in the animal kingdom?"	13
"Vampires aren't real vampires aren't real vampires aren't real" I chanted to myself frantically.	13
[APR21]When the twins were born the midwife commented about the shockingly large amount of afterbirth.	13
My tinder date told me if I came back to her place I could play with her extra nipples.	13
[FEB23] With no more bullets left to fire, no more bombs left to detonate, most people thought the war was over	13
Throughout our lives we have been subconsciously taught to fear the shadows.	12
As I heard the thud of the guillotine and felt my body go numb the old gypsy's words rung in my ears.	12