/u/derf_vader's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I see shadowy sharks following, swimming just below everyone's feet, like circling watery grim reapers hungry for souls.

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As I sat in the dark watching my horror movie and shoveling snacks into my mouth a single thought entered my mind....

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"What the hell is a 'Nanite Apocalypse'?" my dad asked as he read the headline on this morning's newspaper.

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I forced open the apartment door and the stench of death punched me in the face.

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A most very Important and Terrifying Revelation has just been bestowed upon me with which I have the urgent and utmost displeasure of sharing with you today to the detriment of all Mankind.

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My daughter didn't look well so I asked her if she had butterflies in her stomach.

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TIFU by taking a nap in the bath tub.

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"Marrying you was the biggest mistake of my life!" my wife screamed at me

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So many boring and uncreative stories on this subreddit.

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Just got back from taking my sixteen year old to drive on her learner's permit for the first time.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I see shadowy sharks following, swimming just below everyone's feet, like circling watery grim reapers hungry for souls.	16
As I sat in the dark watching my horror movie and shoveling snacks into my mouth a single thought entered my mind....	15
"What the hell is a 'Nanite Apocalypse'?" my dad asked as he read the headline on this morning's newspaper.	15
I forced open the apartment door and the stench of death punched me in the face.	15
A most very Important and Terrifying Revelation has just been bestowed upon me with which I have the urgent and utmost displeasure of sharing with you today to the detriment of all Mankind.	15
My daughter didn't look well so I asked her if she had butterflies in her stomach.	15
TIFU by taking a nap in the bath tub.	15
"Marrying you was the biggest mistake of my life!" my wife screamed at me	15
So many boring and uncreative stories on this subreddit.	15
Just got back from taking my sixteen year old to drive on her learner's permit for the first time.	14