/u/derf_vader's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Smile for the camera," I joked.

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"The goldfish in your pond are all so beautiful and unique."

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[MAR23] I watched as the plumber tugged hard on his pipe snake finally pulling the stubborn clog from the toilet drain.

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I leaned forward, intensity watching the bees and butterflies as they flew around in the depths of the pond.

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As I lay helpless, unable to do anything but feel the drool pour from my open mouth, I felt my teeth start to tingle.

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While searching for a nice private spot away from the rest of the madness of Halloween Horror Nights, my girlfriend and I found a haunted house that wasn't listed on the official event map.

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[APR23] I felt like a fool as my foot sank ankle deep in the wet muck with a slurp.

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I always take psychedelics when I play the drums because it makes the music feel alive, real but not real, chasing the beats like a religious experience unlike anything imaginable.

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"Hey, dead man's toes!" I said excitedly to my brother as I reached down for the rare fungus.

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Every year I take my daughter to Chuck R Cheese for her birthday.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Smile for the camera," I joked.	18
"The goldfish in your pond are all so beautiful and unique."	18
[MAR23] I watched as the plumber tugged hard on his pipe snake finally pulling the stubborn clog from the toilet drain.	17
I leaned forward, intensity watching the bees and butterflies as they flew around in the depths of the pond.	17
As I lay helpless, unable to do anything but feel the drool pour from my open mouth, I felt my teeth start to tingle.	17
While searching for a nice private spot away from the rest of the madness of Halloween Horror Nights, my girlfriend and I found a haunted house that wasn't listed on the official event map.	17
[APR23] I felt like a fool as my foot sank ankle deep in the wet muck with a slurp.	17
I always take psychedelics when I play the drums because it makes the music feel alive, real but not real, chasing the beats like a religious experience unlike anything imaginable.	16
"Hey, dead man's toes!" I said excitedly to my brother as I reached down for the rare fungus.	16
Every year I take my daughter to Chuck R Cheese for her birthday.	16