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I get some weird vibes s rolling through this sub.

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With food scarce, and my family starving we tucked our youngest in with bedtime prayers we have never said before."Bless us oh Lord, and these thy gifts...."

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When I volunteered to help search for the missing teen, in the back of my mind I was prepared for the worst.

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[DEC23] "What has been opened may never be closed again," the old woman's curse echoed in my head.

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"Honey, the neighbors' dog wandered into our yard again today."

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As I carefully cut the avocado the same as I have hundreds of times before, my knife slipped through where the nut should have been and sliced deep into the palm of my hand.

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I had a nightmare I fought and killed my wife.

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After waiting over an hour in the clinic's lobby for my wife to finish her appointment, I decided to ask the girl at the desk how much longer it would be.

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"W-w-what is stopping you from just w-w-wiping out all of humanity," I stuttered as asked my surprisingly candid Alien visitor.

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Sucking on my wife's toes always drives her mad during our foreplay.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I get some weird vibes s rolling through this sub.	21
With food scarce, and my family starving we tucked our youngest in with bedtime prayers we have never said before."Bless us oh Lord, and these thy gifts...."	21
When I volunteered to help search for the missing teen, in the back of my mind I was prepared for the worst.	21
[DEC23] "What has been opened may never be closed again," the old woman's curse echoed in my head.	21
"Honey, the neighbors' dog wandered into our yard again today."	21
As I carefully cut the avocado the same as I have hundreds of times before, my knife slipped through where the nut should have been and sliced deep into the palm of my hand.	20
I had a nightmare I fought and killed my wife.	19
After waiting over an hour in the clinic's lobby for my wife to finish her appointment, I decided to ask the girl at the desk how much longer it would be.	19
"W-w-what is stopping you from just w-w-wiping out all of humanity," I stuttered as asked my surprisingly candid Alien visitor.	18
Sucking on my wife's toes always drives her mad during our foreplay.	18