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[AUG24] According to the rules and bylaws governing the HOA, your lawn and landscaping are expected meet certain high community standards.

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It was dark as balls outside, but the eyes shining in through my bedroom window were unmistakenly human.

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"Be prepared to loose that which you hold most dear," I read aloud from my fortune cookie.

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"Answer my riddle correctly and you may pass, incorrectly and you will be eaten," the Sphinx said as she stood towering above me with a hungry gleam in her eye.

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As I looked up at from my girlfriend's beautiful face from her lap, a single thought crossed my mine...

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The full moon hung in the sky shining bright ivory white like a polished cue ball.

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The job was supposed to be easy, a single shot to the head to make it look like a suicide.

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The ragged breathing stopped abruptly and the waters are gone still. So why do I feel like I'm not alone?

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cautiously I opened my eyes, hoping the horror had ended.

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[AUG22] In the heat of the argument I said some things to my wife I know I shouldn't have.

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[AUG24] According to the rules and bylaws governing the HOA, your lawn and landscaping are expected meet certain high community standards.	4
It was dark as balls outside, but the eyes shining in through my bedroom window were unmistakenly human.	4
"Be prepared to loose that which you hold most dear," I read aloud from my fortune cookie.	4
"Answer my riddle correctly and you may pass, incorrectly and you will be eaten," the Sphinx said as she stood towering above me with a hungry gleam in her eye.	3
As I looked up at from my girlfriend's beautiful face from her lap, a single thought crossed my mine...	3
The full moon hung in the sky shining bright ivory white like a polished cue ball.	3
The job was supposed to be easy, a single shot to the head to make it look like a suicide.	3
The ragged breathing stopped abruptly and the waters are gone still. So why do I feel like I'm not alone?	2
cautiously I opened my eyes, hoping the horror had ended.	2
[AUG22] In the heat of the argument I said some things to my wife I know I shouldn't have.	2