/u/derf_vader's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I hope you don't expect an extra tip since you were supposed to deliver my I've cream three hours ago!"

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"The lady or the tiger?" I repeated to myself as I prayed I chose the correct door.

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[SEP23] "I have secret to show you," my wife of seven years whispered into my ear. NSFW

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"I curse you to always tell the truth," my mother screamed at me.

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I was bound and gagged and tied to a post in this wretched noon day sun.

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[SEP23] This creep has been following me, keeping pace, since I left the bar seven blocks ago.

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As we searched the quarantined research facility for any clues to the disaster, we found nothing but fully clothed human skeletons strewn about the crisscrossing hallways.

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"Mom, you've got to stop Tommy from turning into a vampire!" my daughter cried frantically as she ran into the room.

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As I pulled up to our weekend BnB, I couldn't help by notice the dozens of colorful garden gnomes all around the front of the quaint house.

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"We're getting a horse?!" my daughter gasped as she held back tears of joy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I hope you don't expect an extra tip since you were supposed to deliver my I've cream three hours ago!"	1
"The lady or the tiger?" I repeated to myself as I prayed I chose the correct door.	1
[SEP23] "I have secret to show you," my wife of seven years whispered into my ear. NSFW	1
"I curse you to always tell the truth," my mother screamed at me.	1
I was bound and gagged and tied to a post in this wretched noon day sun.	1
[SEP23] This creep has been following me, keeping pace, since I left the bar seven blocks ago.	1
As we searched the quarantined research facility for any clues to the disaster, we found nothing but fully clothed human skeletons strewn about the crisscrossing hallways.	1
"Mom, you've got to stop Tommy from turning into a vampire!" my daughter cried frantically as she ran into the room.	1
As I pulled up to our weekend BnB, I couldn't help by notice the dozens of colorful garden gnomes all around the front of the quaint house.	1
"We're getting a horse?!" my daughter gasped as she held back tears of joy.	1