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My father left me in charge of planning his funeral and one of his last requests was to have "Entry of the the Gladiators" played as he was layed to rest.

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[SEP23] For seven years I've lived as a slave in this sunless hell, unable to leave my master's side or deny his pervasive whims.

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After over 200 years the witch's curse has finally lifted as I feel the pain of my body returning to its human form.

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I woke up to the sound of crashing waves in time to see one of the most beautiful sunsets in my life.

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My wife has no idea I'm cheating on her, but it's getting harder and harder to hide the truth.

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"That's the work of the Hentai Killer," I shuddered as I rolled the victim onto her back revealing her face.

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Almost everywhere I go, I spot a man in a black coat and black hat taking photos of me, of my delicate work, but every time I approach to question him he just seems to melt into the crowd.

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The first symptom of the parasitic infection is a slight itch around the neck or collar bone.

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[FEB22] The creature resembled a classic centaur except it had the top half of a beautiful naked woman bottom half of a fearsome tiger.

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[SEP23] I went into the hospital in my seventh month with early contractions and bleeding, and before I knew it they were giving me anesthesia to calm me down...

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My father left me in charge of planning his funeral and one of his last requests was to have "Entry of the the Gladiators" played as he was layed to rest.	1
[SEP23] For seven years I've lived as a slave in this sunless hell, unable to leave my master's side or deny his pervasive whims.	1
After over 200 years the witch's curse has finally lifted as I feel the pain of my body returning to its human form.	1
I woke up to the sound of crashing waves in time to see one of the most beautiful sunsets in my life.	1
My wife has no idea I'm cheating on her, but it's getting harder and harder to hide the truth.	1
"That's the work of the Hentai Killer," I shuddered as I rolled the victim onto her back revealing her face.	1
Almost everywhere I go, I spot a man in a black coat and black hat taking photos of me, of my delicate work, but every time I approach to question him he just seems to melt into the crowd.	1
The first symptom of the parasitic infection is a slight itch around the neck or collar bone.	1
[FEB22] The creature resembled a classic centaur except it had the top half of a beautiful naked woman bottom half of a fearsome tiger.	1
[SEP23] I went into the hospital in my seventh month with early contractions and bleeding, and before I knew it they were giving me anesthesia to calm me down...	1