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"I was born with five fingers on each hand just like everyone else," I explained.

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I found my wife's body in the center of the living room floor twisted like a boneless husk.

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"Tell me about these supposed Angels that you see," the doctor said, smiling at the young girl.

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I swung the shovel as hard as I could, connecting with my wife's forehead in a sickening, blood-spraying "crack!" that sent her spinning to the ground.

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I look my rapist in the eyes every day, wishing I could have done something to stop him.

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"Look, mom, I grew roses, your favorite," my son said, proudly holding up the pair of blood red blossoms in his hands.

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As my Tinder date kissed me harder, more aggressively, I felt a crawling tickle rise from the back of my throat into my mouth.

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With a grunt of pain, I slid the knife across my thumb knuckle and cut off the last of the fingers on my left hand.

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I thought you said this restaurant was staffed front and back, entirely by robots?

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If you can read this please reply below.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I was born with five fingers on each hand just like everyone else," I explained.	69
I found my wife's body in the center of the living room floor twisted like a boneless husk.	67
"Tell me about these supposed Angels that you see," the doctor said, smiling at the young girl.	67
I swung the shovel as hard as I could, connecting with my wife's forehead in a sickening, blood-spraying "crack!" that sent her spinning to the ground.	67
I look my rapist in the eyes every day, wishing I could have done something to stop him.	67
"Look, mom, I grew roses, your favorite," my son said, proudly holding up the pair of blood red blossoms in his hands.	66
As my Tinder date kissed me harder, more aggressively, I felt a crawling tickle rise from the back of my throat into my mouth.	63
With a grunt of pain, I slid the knife across my thumb knuckle and cut off the last of the fingers on my left hand.	62
I thought you said this restaurant was staffed front and back, entirely by robots?	61
If you can read this please reply below.	61