/u/derf_vader's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"We should call this new arachnid species 'Marionette Spiders,'" my colleague, Dr. Ferris declared.

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"Turn right in one hundred feet."

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My husband opened his mouth to scream but all that came out were spiders.

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"The floor is lava, Daddy!"

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"I will be waiting for you in the forest," my brother's note read.

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"Daddy, why are all them men up in the tree staring at me?"

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The pain of having my toenail ripped off was like nothing I had ever felt before.

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"Wow, Jake, where did you get these awesome vegan burgers?" I asked as I swallowed another large bite.

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"You don't get to be my age without acquiring a few skeletons in your closet," my Grandma said with a wink and a smile.

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I asked the old man why he didn't just get a glass eye.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"We should call this new arachnid species 'Marionette Spiders,'" my colleague, Dr. Ferris declared.	80
"Turn right in one hundred feet."	78
My husband opened his mouth to scream but all that came out were spiders.	76
"The floor is lava, Daddy!"	75
"I will be waiting for you in the forest," my brother's note read.	74
"Daddy, why are all them men up in the tree staring at me?"	74
The pain of having my toenail ripped off was like nothing I had ever felt before.	72
"Wow, Jake, where did you get these awesome vegan burgers?" I asked as I swallowed another large bite.	72
"You don't get to be my age without acquiring a few skeletons in your closet," my Grandma said with a wink and a smile.	71
I asked the old man why he didn't just get a glass eye.	70