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"If anyone comes near me, I'll blow my head off!" was what I heard from my friend before he pulled the trigger of his shotgun.

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I thought I was lucky when I married a mighty sorcerer.

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I could not believe when the TV lady said the name of my son, even though the chances where so slim.

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"Stop, you're triggering my OCD."

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After the 3 children learned how to behead and cook a chicken thanks to that cooking book, they were amazed by the effort it takes to prepare such a tasty dish.

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I just stepped into someone's foot accidentally

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You'll be surprise how little comatose patients get checked by the hospital staff

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As I was giving my last breath, I feared that no one can protect themselves from that monster without knowing that...

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All the scientists are happy for me as it would seem the first cryosleep was successfully executed

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"If anyone comes near me, I'll blow my head off!" was what I heard from my friend before he pulled the trigger of his shotgun.	5768
I thought I was lucky when I married a mighty sorcerer.	347
I could not believe when the TV lady said the name of my son, even though the chances where so slim.	42
"Stop, you're triggering my OCD."	36
After the 3 children learned how to behead and cook a chicken thanks to that cooking book, they were amazed by the effort it takes to prepare such a tasty dish.	29
I just stepped into someone's foot accidentally	12
You'll be surprise how little comatose patients get checked by the hospital staff	10
As I was giving my last breath, I feared that no one can protect themselves from that monster without knowing that...	6
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo	4
All the scientists are happy for me as it would seem the first cryosleep was successfully executed	2