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As we touched down our first probe on an alien planet our whole world went into panic.

346 upvotes • TriTowel

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After my feet were crushed, the doctor was all smiles when she managed to perfectly reconstruct them to their former size 16 glory. NSFW

346 upvotes • datalorre

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I smiled with pride as I watched my wife work hard to lose her baby weight.

346 upvotes • mephitmpH

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"Just a few likes short," he muttered, reaching down from the heavens and gently gripping the boy's heart until the beating slowly stopped.

346 upvotes • The_Thundertaker

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We were excited to bring home the infamous parrot known to mimic the voices of it's deceased owners.

346 upvotes • 8HandledMechx4arceus

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I've put in the five digit code to my bunker (53973) so many times that I remember the sound each button makes.

345 upvotes • spenceyfresh

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She was now confident that the fallout had killed all men and was beginning her speech to what was left of the nation.

345 upvotes • EternalAmmonite

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I went to my friend's bathroom to take a shit.

345 upvotes • BLACKSUPERCAR

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I always thought my father was a monster for raping his victims before murdering them, just to hear them scream.

345 upvotes • MONKBOOT

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I used to love waking up to the sound of raindrops overhead.

345 upvotes • TreeGoatee

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As we touched down our first probe on an alien planet our whole world went into panic.	346	TriTowel
After my feet were crushed, the doctor was all smiles when she managed to perfectly reconstruct them to their former size 16 glory. NSFW	346	datalorre
I smiled with pride as I watched my wife work hard to lose her baby weight.	346	mephitmpH
"Just a few likes short," he muttered, reaching down from the heavens and gently gripping the boy's heart until the beating slowly stopped.	346	The_Thundertaker
We were excited to bring home the infamous parrot known to mimic the voices of it's deceased owners.	346	8HandledMechx4arceus
I've put in the five digit code to my bunker (53973) so many times that I remember the sound each button makes.	345	spenceyfresh
She was now confident that the fallout had killed all men and was beginning her speech to what was left of the nation.	345	EternalAmmonite
I went to my friend's bathroom to take a shit.	345	BLACKSUPERCAR
I always thought my father was a monster for raping his victims before murdering them, just to hear them scream.	345	MONKBOOT
I used to love waking up to the sound of raindrops overhead.	345	TreeGoatee