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"They'll just have to give me a raise once they see how clean these floors are," the newly hired Janitor said as he poured the bleach and ammonia bottles into the mop bucket.

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The Scientific community cheered as the technology to communicate with trees was finally rolled out.

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As my dusty body, devoid of moisture, began to fail me, I could only utter out one final phrase.

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[FEB23] My Ex-lover cheated, so I took back my gift and now she's on the floor crying.

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"Honey, this soup is great but weren't we out of mushrooms?" I asked as I took another spoonful.

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"Due to budget cuts, we will be discontinuing the flow of free oxygen throughout the warehouse," the manager announced at the all-hands meeting.

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The Devil handed me the tickets as I quickly exchanged them for the child, her screams echoing under the bridge even after they disappeared through a ring of fire.

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[NOV22] I struck a deal with the Devil to offer any of my children as an exchange for immortality.

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[JAN23] "You Lyin', Two-Faced, Cheatin' Son of a gun!" Johnny screamed as the demons dragged him down into the depths of hell.

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Every shovel full of dirt expelled from the Earth under his home brought him closer to the source of the voice that called out to him.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"They'll just have to give me a raise once they see how clean these floors are," the newly hired Janitor said as he poured the bleach and ammonia bottles into the mop bucket.	8300
The Scientific community cheered as the technology to communicate with trees was finally rolled out.	5594
As my dusty body, devoid of moisture, began to fail me, I could only utter out one final phrase.	2170
[FEB23] My Ex-lover cheated, so I took back my gift and now she's on the floor crying.	2151
"Honey, this soup is great but weren't we out of mushrooms?" I asked as I took another spoonful.	2026
"Due to budget cuts, we will be discontinuing the flow of free oxygen throughout the warehouse," the manager announced at the all-hands meeting.	2021
The Devil handed me the tickets as I quickly exchanged them for the child, her screams echoing under the bridge even after they disappeared through a ring of fire.	1959
[NOV22] I struck a deal with the Devil to offer any of my children as an exchange for immortality.	1636
[JAN23] "You Lyin', Two-Faced, Cheatin' Son of a gun!" Johnny screamed as the demons dragged him down into the depths of hell.	1199
Every shovel full of dirt expelled from the Earth under his home brought him closer to the source of the voice that called out to him.	1178