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I held my precious newborn close, kissed her forehead, and felt an overwhelming love for my beautiful, beautiful baby.

341 upvotes • SmallBlueSquid

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I had to turn around and head back because I forgot my phone on the kitchen table.

341 upvotes • ReallyBuffHamster

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With this line of men coming in, we’ll be sleeping on heaps of gold, Grumpy!

341 upvotes • heartheart77

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As I held my daughter I thought of her as daddy's little angel.

341 upvotes • [deleted]

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I remembered I had died in a car accident, and, as a religious man all my life, I cried tears of joy, seeing Peter by the Pearly Gates.

341 upvotes • [deleted]

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They say that one key to effective communication is breaking the fourth wall.

341 upvotes • wheeshkspr

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I Always let the police in

341 upvotes • Dennix081106

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My favorite part of autumn is running through haunted corn mazes.

341 upvotes • awesomo_prime

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The cat twined around my legs, purring happily.

341 upvotes • Minilyth

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There's been a ton of extra noise in the house recently, so I know for a fact there's someone or something else in here with me.

341 upvotes • creamcheese742

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I held my precious newborn close, kissed her forehead, and felt an overwhelming love for my beautiful, beautiful baby.	341	SmallBlueSquid
I had to turn around and head back because I forgot my phone on the kitchen table.	341	ReallyBuffHamster
With this line of men coming in, we’ll be sleeping on heaps of gold, Grumpy!	341	heartheart77
As I held my daughter I thought of her as daddy's little angel.	341	[deleted]
I remembered I had died in a car accident, and, as a religious man all my life, I cried tears of joy, seeing Peter by the Pearly Gates.	341	[deleted]
They say that one key to effective communication is breaking the fourth wall.	341	wheeshkspr
I Always let the police in	341	Dennix081106
My favorite part of autumn is running through haunted corn mazes.	341	awesomo_prime
The cat twined around my legs, purring happily.	341	Minilyth
There's been a ton of extra noise in the house recently, so I know for a fact there's someone or something else in here with me.	341	creamcheese742