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"Cows are more dangerous than sharks"

338 upvotes • Raylfish
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The grey-haired heavyweight boxer roared with triumph as his vicious uppercut snapped his opponent's head backwards, watching him collapse in a heap.

338 upvotes • OrdosDeluxe
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[AUG22] As the security guards left the vault, one remarked to the other, "Wow, outside is such a scorcher."

338 upvotes • cindybubbles
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We had always joked that eating the fried chicken at Bojangles would kill you.

338 upvotes • MaxDeWinters2ndWife
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On Halloween Night, a kid showed up to my door with a white sheet covering his entire body.

338 upvotes • GlitteringCod7033
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When my grandma tumbled down the stairs, she seemed okay, all things considered.

338 upvotes • belgiansam
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He didn't see it coming but to be honest, no one would.

337 upvotes • tfWindman
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You’d best be warned, in dead of night, when snoring soft and tucked in tight.

337 upvotes • Tacadan
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"Never known Jerry to take a day off," I said to the new guy at my usual barber shop.

337 upvotes • Geogatherion
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Carpeted

337 upvotes • Novaalpin
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