/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Only show posts with narrations

"Your wife is buried in the northwest corner of Burberry cemetery."

334 upvotes • ijuststoodthere

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Other moms always complain about how fast their kids grow,

334 upvotes • gabsolutelyy

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I was massaging my girlfriend's feet when I heard them knock and yell through the door, "this is the police."

334 upvotes • [deleted]

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So far, the psychic had predicted everyone's death flawlessly, so I had to ask "how do I die?"

334 upvotes • liam_brosnan

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The clairvoyant looked from her crystal ball into my eyes.

334 upvotes • TheJurassicWorld

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"Why are they wearing such old-fashioned clothes?"

334 upvotes • BadumTsh101

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I was happy when my stalker finally decided to break in.

334 upvotes • Downvotedforfacts69

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Whenever I lie in bed at night and stare up, I feel special as the stars twinkle for me even on the ceiling.

334 upvotes • disconnectingwifi

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Every night this week, shortly after going to bed, I have felt the ghost of my dog licking my left hand.

334 upvotes • [deleted]

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As I lay there with my hands covered in bright red blood, struggling to breathe and trying to hold my stab wounds shut until help arrives, I have one regret.

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Your wife is buried in the northwest corner of Burberry cemetery."	334	ijuststoodthere
Other moms always complain about how fast their kids grow,	334	gabsolutelyy
I was massaging my girlfriend's feet when I heard them knock and yell through the door, "this is the police."	334	[deleted]
So far, the psychic had predicted everyone's death flawlessly, so I had to ask "how do I die?"	334	liam_brosnan
The clairvoyant looked from her crystal ball into my eyes.	334	TheJurassicWorld
"Why are they wearing such old-fashioned clothes?"	334	BadumTsh101
I was happy when my stalker finally decided to break in.	334	Downvotedforfacts69
Whenever I lie in bed at night and stare up, I feel special as the stars twinkle for me even on the ceiling.	334	disconnectingwifi
Every night this week, shortly after going to bed, I have felt the ghost of my dog licking my left hand.	334	[deleted]
As I lay there with my hands covered in bright red blood, struggling to breathe and trying to hold my stab wounds shut until help arrives, I have one regret.	334	[deleted]