/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I decided to program my Roomba to make a pentagram on the floor as a joke.

335 upvotes • TerabyteAIX

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"I'm so lonely" she said to her reflection in the mirror.

335 upvotes • kittermeowmix

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"Salami, olives, sausages. Salami, olives, sausages!" the caller almost screamed at me when I ask what toppings she would like on her pizza

335 upvotes • steikul

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“You are killing your child with that!”

335 upvotes • True_Falsity

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“What the hell are you doing?” The bald man shouted, as I slowly rubbed my hand around his smooth and shiny noggin.

335 upvotes • Broccoli_sucks

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I clicked the rape porn video, my horniness taking the reins. NSFW

335 upvotes • KawaiiFoxPlays

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Todays death toll: 1263 identified and 2842 unidentified.

335 upvotes • venody

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No matter race, size, gender, etc. we’re all the same on the inside.

335 upvotes • We-reNoStrangers

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I refused to take the old elevator, convinced it was somehow evil.

335 upvotes • JoeCreates

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Even after all he had suffered, it was hard to see my dad take his final breaths.

334 upvotes • hamalot146

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I decided to program my Roomba to make a pentagram on the floor as a joke.	335	TerabyteAIX
"I'm so lonely" she said to her reflection in the mirror.	335	kittermeowmix
"Salami, olives, sausages. Salami, olives, sausages!" the caller almost screamed at me when I ask what toppings she would like on her pizza	335	steikul
“You are killing your child with that!”	335	True_Falsity
“What the hell are you doing?” The bald man shouted, as I slowly rubbed my hand around his smooth and shiny noggin.	335	Broccoli_sucks
I clicked the rape porn video, my horniness taking the reins. NSFW	335	KawaiiFoxPlays
Todays death toll: 1263 identified and 2842 unidentified.	335	venody
No matter race, size, gender, etc. we’re all the same on the inside.	335	We-reNoStrangers
I refused to take the old elevator, convinced it was somehow evil.	335	JoeCreates
Even after all he had suffered, it was hard to see my dad take his final breaths.	334	hamalot146