/u/belgiansam's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When my grandma tumbled down the stairs, she seemed okay, all things considered.

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After the divorce, our son was torn apart.

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After pressing Ctrl + A, my family wept as his finger hovered over the Delete key.

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The crowd was half-asleep, but suddenly perked up when the speaker said "...millions of dollars in lieu..."

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For the past ten days, I keeping waking up further and further in the past, and it's been pretty cool correcting all my mistakes from the past, seeing old movies in their classic theatrical runs, and just acting with general irresponsibility.

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Tonight, the leaked documents revealing how Area 51 staff were regularly mind-wiped each day.

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The man was drowning in paperwork.

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Grandma cut my nails for me beacuse they were 'too long', and wanted to try painting them in 'brighter colors'

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"Your Honor, the greatest writers are the ones who truly embody their characters, and sure they may overdo it at times, but in the end isn't good art worth the price of a little eccentricity?"

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No matter how I cooked it, I couldn't taste a thing!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When my grandma tumbled down the stairs, she seemed okay, all things considered.	338
After the divorce, our son was torn apart.	234
After pressing Ctrl + A, my family wept as his finger hovered over the Delete key.	110
The crowd was half-asleep, but suddenly perked up when the speaker said "...millions of dollars in lieu..."	93
For the past ten days, I keeping waking up further and further in the past, and it's been pretty cool correcting all my mistakes from the past, seeing old movies in their classic theatrical runs, and just acting with general irresponsibility.	58
Tonight, the leaked documents revealing how Area 51 staff were regularly mind-wiped each day.	42
The man was drowning in paperwork.	27
Grandma cut my nails for me beacuse they were 'too long', and wanted to try painting them in 'brighter colors'	21
"Your Honor, the greatest writers are the ones who truly embody their characters, and sure they may overdo it at times, but in the end isn't good art worth the price of a little eccentricity?"	20
No matter how I cooked it, I couldn't taste a thing!	11