/u/belgiansam's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Your Honor, the greatest writers are the ones who truly embody their characters, and sure they may overdo it at times, but in the end isn't good art worth the price of a little eccentricity?" said the lawyer.

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They tried to tie me to the crystal meth overdoses of a bunch of kids, but they couldn't find any evidence.

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He gagged with his hands to his neck, I realised he was choking, and rushed to action...

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The turtles were trained as ninja after each becoming a mutant and later becoming teenagers, and after hearing all this, my son said he wanted to be a member of the TMNT as well.

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I was warned we'd hear screaming Ryan Gosling stans from the Barbie theatre as we watched the Oppenheimer movie.

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You can imagine the things they’re not telling the people about Area 51.

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"I might be alone on this, but I love the taste of Hawaiian"

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As the royal tasters face went purple, he regretted leaving his wife a widow, but was content knowing the king was not posioned.

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Just imagine what secrets the president knows!

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Even though he protested at the time, he later thanked me for cutting his leg off and preventing the spread of the zombie bite's infection.

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"Your Honor, the greatest writers are the ones who truly embody their characters, and sure they may overdo it at times, but in the end isn't good art worth the price of a little eccentricity?" said the lawyer.	8
They tried to tie me to the crystal meth overdoses of a bunch of kids, but they couldn't find any evidence.	7
He gagged with his hands to his neck, I realised he was choking, and rushed to action...	5
The turtles were trained as ninja after each becoming a mutant and later becoming teenagers, and after hearing all this, my son said he wanted to be a member of the TMNT as well.	3
I was warned we'd hear screaming Ryan Gosling stans from the Barbie theatre as we watched the Oppenheimer movie.	2
You can imagine the things they’re not telling the people about Area 51.	2
"I might be alone on this, but I love the taste of Hawaiian"	2
As the royal tasters face went purple, he regretted leaving his wife a widow, but was content knowing the king was not posioned.	1
Just imagine what secrets the president knows!	1
Even though he protested at the time, he later thanked me for cutting his leg off and preventing the spread of the zombie bite's infection.	1