/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Your eyes are so pretty" I smiled, admiring them in the mirror. She just sat there miserably, her hollow sockets gaping.

337 upvotes • Traditional-Manner44

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Not able to take it anymore, I took a deep breath and stepped onto the tracks, ready to end it all.

337 upvotes • captain-marzipan

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I reported a typo in a Valentine's Day promotion: "20% off the one you love!"

337 upvotes • Classic_Result

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"Never have I ever....gone to an alien planet, blended in with their population to gather info for colonization"

337 upvotes • oh_mi_gosh

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When one door closes, another one opens.

336 upvotes • writely_so

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It's a bone chilling moment to discover your kids plan to make your death look accidental.

336 upvotes • PanMans_Bell

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"The strange gas leak causes memory loss before finally shutting down the brain, so shut and seal all doors with whatever you have, block all air vents, and REMAIN INSIDE AWAY FROM THE OPEN AIR" The emergency broadcast droned in an automated voice.

336 upvotes • Eric-Orwell-Blair

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LPT: Do Not Buy Black Bath Towels If You Live In A Place With Black Spiders.

336 upvotes • artistic23

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I keep hearing someone scratching and screaming my name from the floor below me all day.

336 upvotes • TheHeretic615

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I used to lovingly call my ex-girlfriend monkey.

336 upvotes • twigsandrocks

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Your eyes are so pretty" I smiled, admiring them in the mirror. She just sat there miserably, her hollow sockets gaping.	337	Traditional-Manner44
Not able to take it anymore, I took a deep breath and stepped onto the tracks, ready to end it all.	337	captain-marzipan
I reported a typo in a Valentine's Day promotion: "20% off the one you love!"	337	Classic_Result
"Never have I ever....gone to an alien planet, blended in with their population to gather info for colonization"	337	oh_mi_gosh
When one door closes, another one opens.	336	writely_so
It's a bone chilling moment to discover your kids plan to make your death look accidental.	336	PanMans_Bell
"The strange gas leak causes memory loss before finally shutting down the brain, so shut and seal all doors with whatever you have, block all air vents, and REMAIN INSIDE AWAY FROM THE OPEN AIR" The emergency broadcast droned in an automated voice.	336	Eric-Orwell-Blair
LPT: Do Not Buy Black Bath Towels If You Live In A Place With Black Spiders.	336	artistic23
I keep hearing someone scratching and screaming my name from the floor below me all day.	336	TheHeretic615
I used to lovingly call my ex-girlfriend monkey.	336	twigsandrocks