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I reported a typo in a Valentine's Day promotion: "20% off the one you love!"

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My cat meowed and pawed at me to wake me up: one, two, then three, then four paws working on me.

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"The witch promised that my feet would never leave my native soil!"

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The witch's candy cottage found the children in the forest.

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Critics always loved my "tortured poet" persona.

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Being a monster is a two-way street.

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Texas Jim's bullet ended Black Bart's reign of terror.

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As I pulled the cast iron skillet out of the dishwasher, I felt the snare catch my hand.

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I thought I was terrified until I saw how Slenderman was doing in the cage next to mine.

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Whenever I saw myself in a mirror, I could see my father's face looking back at me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I reported a typo in a Valentine's Day promotion: "20% off the one you love!"	337
My cat meowed and pawed at me to wake me up: one, two, then three, then four paws working on me.	60
"The witch promised that my feet would never leave my native soil!"	25
The witch's candy cottage found the children in the forest.	13
Critics always loved my "tortured poet" persona.	13
Being a monster is a two-way street.	12
Texas Jim's bullet ended Black Bart's reign of terror.	12
As I pulled the cast iron skillet out of the dishwasher, I felt the snare catch my hand.	9
I thought I was terrified until I saw how Slenderman was doing in the cage next to mine.	8
Whenever I saw myself in a mirror, I could see my father's face looking back at me.	6