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I swatted at the gigantic cockroach on the counter…

334 upvotes • FickleFingerOfFunk

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After years of trying we're finally pregnant!

334 upvotes • boooor

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I drink to forget what he did to me when I was just a girl.

333 upvotes • MintClicker

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My father always told me to stay out of the basement.

333 upvotes • SlorpThemSoupGood

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I finalky asked my crush if she wanted to spend the night together and she said yes.

333 upvotes • Kninjafox

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As an airline pilot, today’s my last flight

333 upvotes • loose_noodle

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100 years ago the devil offered me immortality.

333 upvotes • Cesar055

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Annoyed by the increasing laughter coming from my daughters bedroom upstairs, I shouted and told her to be quiet.

333 upvotes • Systonia

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"Hey buddy, high five!"

333 upvotes • scoriacrose

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“Well I guess the only way for me to be pretty is to get rid of this double chin.”

333 upvotes • DemiDork231

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I swatted at the gigantic cockroach on the counter…	334	FickleFingerOfFunk
After years of trying we're finally pregnant!	334	boooor
I drink to forget what he did to me when I was just a girl.	333	MintClicker
My father always told me to stay out of the basement.	333	SlorpThemSoupGood
I finalky asked my crush if she wanted to spend the night together and she said yes.	333	Kninjafox
As an airline pilot, today’s my last flight	333	loose_noodle
100 years ago the devil offered me immortality.	333	Cesar055
Annoyed by the increasing laughter coming from my daughters bedroom upstairs, I shouted and told her to be quiet.	333	Systonia
"Hey buddy, high five!"	333	scoriacrose
“Well I guess the only way for me to be pretty is to get rid of this double chin.”	333	DemiDork231