/u/Kninjafox's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I laughed at the audacity of some of those posts on the TwoSentenceHorror subreddit.

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I finalky asked my crush if she wanted to spend the night together and she said yes.

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Being a cat is pretty nice and all, except for one thing.

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You should always lock your doors.

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I put my baby girl in her carseat for a late-night drive to help her get to sleep.

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A man died today after stealing my sandwich.

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I saw my younger brother running out of my room in a panic yelling "MOM!".

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Every time I look in the mirror I feel kind of guilty.

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I was eating dinner with my brother when he said "your taste in women is terrible".

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I decided to go skinny dipping in the pool tonight since my parents were out.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I laughed at the audacity of some of those posts on the TwoSentenceHorror subreddit.	1176
I finalky asked my crush if she wanted to spend the night together and she said yes.	333
Being a cat is pretty nice and all, except for one thing.	282
You should always lock your doors.	222
I put my baby girl in her carseat for a late-night drive to help her get to sleep.	213
A man died today after stealing my sandwich.	151
I saw my younger brother running out of my room in a panic yelling "MOM!".	103
Every time I look in the mirror I feel kind of guilty.	94
I was eating dinner with my brother when he said "your taste in women is terrible".	66
I decided to go skinny dipping in the pool tonight since my parents were out.	66