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My Psychologist successfully cured me of multiple personalities disorder.

327 upvotes • CherryBlackEyes

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When I woke up it was pretty dark

327 upvotes • OldSpicyJam

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When you killed yourself, the demon repossessed your body and walked away like nothing happened.

327 upvotes • Ensophos

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Family is everything to me.

327 upvotes • HasturDragon

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“Your precious son killed our dog and drowned the neighbour's parrot!” My wife shouted at me, complaining about our five-year-old son.

327 upvotes • Lenore8264

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I always told my husband I wanted to be buried at sea.

327 upvotes • LaReine326

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They say brain activity continues for about ten seconds after decapitation.

327 upvotes • NotFunnySwish

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"We should clean the house while mom and dad's asleep"

327 upvotes • Allgen

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I smiled reassuringly, telling the little boy I was a mom too and would gladly help him find his parents.

327 upvotes • [deleted]

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After months of exhaustive tests and going through dozens of test subjects, I am very proud to announce my results

327 upvotes • sugar-soad

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My Psychologist successfully cured me of multiple personalities disorder.	327	CherryBlackEyes
When I woke up it was pretty dark	327	OldSpicyJam
When you killed yourself, the demon repossessed your body and walked away like nothing happened.	327	Ensophos
Family is everything to me.	327	HasturDragon
“Your precious son killed our dog and drowned the neighbour's parrot!” My wife shouted at me, complaining about our five-year-old son.	327	Lenore8264
I always told my husband I wanted to be buried at sea.	327	LaReine326
They say brain activity continues for about ten seconds after decapitation.	327	NotFunnySwish
"We should clean the house while mom and dad's asleep"	327	Allgen
I smiled reassuringly, telling the little boy I was a mom too and would gladly help him find his parents.	327	[deleted]
After months of exhaustive tests and going through dozens of test subjects, I am very proud to announce my results	327	sugar-soad