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My mommy used to tell me that life was just a game.

328 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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I put the gun to my head and all of my friends gasped in awe, not knowing that I'd removed the cartridge first. NSFW

328 upvotes • lukehannonpoet

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I was worried I would have to close my funeral home but business has really been popping off recently.

328 upvotes • ilikemyface3

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Still young, when I was presented by Satan the ability to trade years of my life for money, I gladly took the offer, shaving off 5 years.

328 upvotes • True_Snomunnist

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My mother asked me what was wrong when I came in the door crying, so I told her about the kids at school who called me ugly and stupid.

327 upvotes • thecuriousdeadcat

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"Why must I always be the one who initiates sex?", she whined.

327 upvotes • borkthafork

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I always thought it was cool to put two mirrors together to create a never ending tunnel.

327 upvotes • Geng_r

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Everyone is unique and wonderful.

327 upvotes • andrewmjsmith

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My wife was a good person, so when I killed her and then myself, I knew I wouldn't have to see her in hell.

327 upvotes • sc0ttdog

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a human can go 5 days without drinking water and weeks without eating

327 upvotes • Xw4lk3r

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mommy used to tell me that life was just a game.	328	GrantGorewood
I put the gun to my head and all of my friends gasped in awe, not knowing that I'd removed the cartridge first. NSFW	328	lukehannonpoet
I was worried I would have to close my funeral home but business has really been popping off recently.	328	ilikemyface3
Still young, when I was presented by Satan the ability to trade years of my life for money, I gladly took the offer, shaving off 5 years.	328	True_Snomunnist
My mother asked me what was wrong when I came in the door crying, so I told her about the kids at school who called me ugly and stupid.	327	thecuriousdeadcat
"Why must I always be the one who initiates sex?", she whined.	327	borkthafork
I always thought it was cool to put two mirrors together to create a never ending tunnel.	327	Geng_r
Everyone is unique and wonderful.	327	andrewmjsmith
My wife was a good person, so when I killed her and then myself, I knew I wouldn't have to see her in hell.	327	sc0ttdog
a human can go 5 days without drinking water and weeks without eating	327	Xw4lk3r