/u/True_Snomunnist's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Still young, when I was presented by Satan the ability to trade years of my life for money, I gladly took the offer, shaving off 5 years.

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AITA For running over that senile old man on the street the other day?

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When a spider with a lethal bite was rapidly spreading and killing across the globe, we felt our exterminators were prepared for the threat.

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“And for my final wish, I want to unite the world under 1 single language, so we all can finally understand each other.”

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The year is 2300, and we’ve finally managed to find a way to grow things while avoiding pesky inconveniences like the Square-Cube Law.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Still young, when I was presented by Satan the ability to trade years of my life for money, I gladly took the offer, shaving off 5 years.	328
AITA For running over that senile old man on the street the other day?	50
When a spider with a lethal bite was rapidly spreading and killing across the globe, we felt our exterminators were prepared for the threat.	41
“And for my final wish, I want to unite the world under 1 single language, so we all can finally understand each other.”	17
The year is 2300, and we’ve finally managed to find a way to grow things while avoiding pesky inconveniences like the Square-Cube Law.	8