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"You have a bit of skin hanging off your lip," my girlfriend said.

321 upvotes • bexdporlap

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[AUG22] Even though a good magician never reveals their secrets, I began to yell out to the entire town how the trick I'd performed really worked.

321 upvotes • jenny-catherine

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My neighbor told me that my house was broken into while I was gone.

321 upvotes • Redditislefti

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Last night my husband told me that one of the large icicles outside reminded him of his missing ex-wife.

321 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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"Oh look, there's one more zombie to kill." said my friend.

320 upvotes • Derk_the_Cwassont

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“Haven’t you ate enough for today?” I asked my son.

320 upvotes • Bacon_Glory

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I was massaging my girlfriends feet when I heard them knock and yell through the door, "this is the police, open up!"

320 upvotes • two_sentence_critic

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I can't believe she's still alive.

320 upvotes • superninja04

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My mummy my daddy and me, all tied up in the nude to a tree.

320 upvotes • puredreadful

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"Don't worry, I'll distract mom while you eat the candy."

320 upvotes • InkedEnfield

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"You have a bit of skin hanging off your lip," my girlfriend said.	321	bexdporlap
[AUG22] Even though a good magician never reveals their secrets, I began to yell out to the entire town how the trick I'd performed really worked.	321	jenny-catherine
My neighbor told me that my house was broken into while I was gone.	321	Redditislefti
Last night my husband told me that one of the large icicles outside reminded him of his missing ex-wife.	321	GrantGorewood
"Oh look, there's one more zombie to kill." said my friend.	320	Derk_the_Cwassont
“Haven’t you ate enough for today?” I asked my son.	320	Bacon_Glory
I was massaging my girlfriends feet when I heard them knock and yell through the door, "this is the police, open up!"	320	two_sentence_critic
I can't believe she's still alive.	320	superninja04
My mummy my daddy and me, all tied up in the nude to a tree.	320	puredreadful
"Don't worry, I'll distract mom while you eat the candy."	320	InkedEnfield