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"Here comes that rock-throwing little shit from up the street," the first bird said.

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"Amanda, please stop," I beg, as she forces the needle through my skin.

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Punctuality has never been my strong suit.

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A single red droplet ran from the corner of her eye, and landed silently on her funeral gown.

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"98... 99... 100... ready or not, here I come!"

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[MORPH] At 100 upvotes I'll cut off a finger, at 500 I'll remove an eye, and if I reach 1,000...

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“You see class, this specimen shows the resilience of the human body; its ability to survive despite the harshest and most unforgiving conditions."

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"Oh, I love sushi," I thought, tossing a piece in my mouth.

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"Hey Google, call the fire department."

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I stumbled in the house, still drunk from the night before, just in time to get dinner in the oven and take a nap before my guests arrived.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Here comes that rock-throwing little shit from up the street," the first bird said.	17808
"Amanda, please stop," I beg, as she forces the needle through my skin.	13755
Punctuality has never been my strong suit.	11606
A single red droplet ran from the corner of her eye, and landed silently on her funeral gown.	9400
"98... 99... 100... ready or not, here I come!"	7473
[MORPH] At 100 upvotes I'll cut off a finger, at 500 I'll remove an eye, and if I reach 1,000...	1775
“You see class, this specimen shows the resilience of the human body; its ability to survive despite the harshest and most unforgiving conditions."	1325
"Oh, I love sushi," I thought, tossing a piece in my mouth.	930
"Hey Google, call the fire department."	869
I stumbled in the house, still drunk from the night before, just in time to get dinner in the oven and take a nap before my guests arrived.	715