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"Don't worry about what they think," my mother says when I mention the other boys at school.

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I watch as you perform your nightly routine--brush your teeth, get your clothes ready for the next day--then finally climb into bed and fall asleep.

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The "my drunk/abusive father is really the 'monster' of my childhood" trope is really overused - and over dramatized.

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I was massaging my girlfriends feet when I heard them knock and yell through the door, "this is the police, open up!"

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FIRST-EVER TWO-SENTENCE HORROR TOURNAMENT - CASH PRIZES - LIMITED PARTICIPANTS

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We were huddled in the closet, fearing for our lives, when she asked, "Why are you breathing like that?"

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I collapse to the floor, sobbing uncontrollably, when the detective explains that they found my husband's remains.

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"Please, stop screaming," I begged the voices.

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"I want to be famous, and amass a following everywhere I go," I said, gripping the wish fulfilling idol.

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The search continued for weeks, but eventually the missing person posters came down and the case ran cold.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Don't worry about what they think," my mother says when I mention the other boys at school.	590
I watch as you perform your nightly routine--brush your teeth, get your clothes ready for the next day--then finally climb into bed and fall asleep.	586
The "my drunk/abusive father is really the 'monster' of my childhood" trope is really overused - and over dramatized.	423
I was massaging my girlfriends feet when I heard them knock and yell through the door, "this is the police, open up!"	320
FIRST-EVER TWO-SENTENCE HORROR TOURNAMENT - CASH PRIZES - LIMITED PARTICIPANTS	289
We were huddled in the closet, fearing for our lives, when she asked, "Why are you breathing like that?"	285
I collapse to the floor, sobbing uncontrollably, when the detective explains that they found my husband's remains.	255
"Please, stop screaming," I begged the voices.	252
"I want to be famous, and amass a following everywhere I go," I said, gripping the wish fulfilling idol.	231
The search continued for weeks, but eventually the missing person posters came down and the case ran cold.	228