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"Here comes that rock-throwing little shit from up the street," the first bird said.

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"Amanda, please stop," I beg, as she forces the needle through my skin.

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Punctuality has never been my strong suit.

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A single red droplet ran from the corner of her eye, and landed silently on her funeral gown.

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"98... 99... 100... ready or not, here I come!"

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[MORPH] At 100 upvotes I'll cut off a finger, at 500 I'll remove an eye, and if I reach 1,000...

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"Detective Williams called, he said they found our Ashley," my wife said.

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“You see class, this specimen shows the resilience of the human body; its ability to survive despite the harshest and most unforgiving conditions."

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"You make me the happiest woman in the wor"

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"Alright, everybody ready to go?" I asked, backing out of the driveway.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Here comes that rock-throwing little shit from up the street," the first bird said.	17808	TwoSentenceHorror
"Amanda, please stop," I beg, as she forces the needle through my skin.	13755	TwoSentenceHorror
Punctuality has never been my strong suit.	11606	TwoSentenceHorror
A single red droplet ran from the corner of her eye, and landed silently on her funeral gown.	9400	TwoSentenceHorror
"98... 99... 100... ready or not, here I come!"	7473	TwoSentenceHorror
[MORPH] At 100 upvotes I'll cut off a finger, at 500 I'll remove an eye, and if I reach 1,000...	1775	TwoSentenceHorror
"Detective Williams called, he said they found our Ashley," my wife said.	1335	TwoSentenceSadness
“You see class, this specimen shows the resilience of the human body; its ability to survive despite the harshest and most unforgiving conditions."	1325	TwoSentenceHorror
"You make me the happiest woman in the wor"	1160	TwoSentenceSadness
"Alright, everybody ready to go?" I asked, backing out of the driveway.	1084	TwoSentenceSadness