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"Oh, I love sushi," I thought, tossing a piece in my mouth.

930 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Hey Google, call the fire department."

869 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I stumbled in the house, still drunk from the night before, just in time to get dinner in the oven and take a nap before my guests arrived.

715 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Don't worry about what they think," my mother says when I mention the other boys at school.

590 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I watch as you perform your nightly routine--brush your teeth, get your clothes ready for the next day--then finally climb into bed and fall asleep.

586 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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She used to love skipping stones and feeding the ducks at the lake behind our house.

482 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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The "my drunk/abusive father is really the 'monster' of my childhood" trope is really overused - and over dramatized.

423 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My girlfriend just said, "If you don't get off Reddit and spend some time with me I'll drag your face across the damn keyboard."

400 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I was massaging my girlfriends feet when I heard them knock and yell through the door, "this is the police, open up!"

320 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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FIRST-EVER TWO-SENTENCE HORROR TOURNAMENT - CASH PRIZES - LIMITED PARTICIPANTS

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Oh, I love sushi," I thought, tossing a piece in my mouth.	930	TwoSentenceHorror
"Hey Google, call the fire department."	869	TwoSentenceHorror
I stumbled in the house, still drunk from the night before, just in time to get dinner in the oven and take a nap before my guests arrived.	715	TwoSentenceHorror
"Don't worry about what they think," my mother says when I mention the other boys at school.	590	TwoSentenceHorror
I watch as you perform your nightly routine--brush your teeth, get your clothes ready for the next day--then finally climb into bed and fall asleep.	586	TwoSentenceHorror
She used to love skipping stones and feeding the ducks at the lake behind our house.	482	TwoSentenceSadness
The "my drunk/abusive father is really the 'monster' of my childhood" trope is really overused - and over dramatized.	423	TwoSentenceHorror
My girlfriend just said, "If you don't get off Reddit and spend some time with me I'll drag your face across the damn keyboard."	400	TwoSentenceComedy
I was massaging my girlfriends feet when I heard them knock and yell through the door, "this is the police, open up!"	320	TwoSentenceHorror
FIRST-EVER TWO-SENTENCE HORROR TOURNAMENT - CASH PRIZES - LIMITED PARTICIPANTS	289	TwoSentenceHorror