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“89 weeks along, eh?” said my OBGYN doctor, glancing at the ultrasound report.

317 upvotes • Nimrochan

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My girlfriend was crying and horrified when I gave her a box full of her old boyfriends.

317 upvotes • BrunoAndRoyal

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Im actually happy that my best friend stole my girlfriend and now they are getting married.

317 upvotes • Ok-Conversation-10

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Little did I know, when I accidentally brought home a haunted doll, she would actually be quite nice.

317 upvotes • ZengaStromboli

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I taught my dog how to do Math and he would answer by barking

317 upvotes • [deleted]

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Exhausted from work, I just tossed a pizza in the oven and went to go watch tv.

317 upvotes • TransParentCJ

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I’ve done everything, I’ve ran the numbers hundreds of times and looked at any possible solution; I’ve tried to do everything in my power to avoid this but there’s no use...

317 upvotes • camkfletch

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"Initial incision 9:23", I heard the surgeon say.

317 upvotes • mattze

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"Shhh, child, don't be afraid, it's just a doll" the father told his daughter

317 upvotes • GhostSlug

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God realized World War 3 would never happen.

317 upvotes • DrSharkie

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“89 weeks along, eh?” said my OBGYN doctor, glancing at the ultrasound report.	317	Nimrochan
My girlfriend was crying and horrified when I gave her a box full of her old boyfriends.	317	BrunoAndRoyal
Im actually happy that my best friend stole my girlfriend and now they are getting married.	317	Ok-Conversation-10
Little did I know, when I accidentally brought home a haunted doll, she would actually be quite nice.	317	ZengaStromboli
I taught my dog how to do Math and he would answer by barking	317	[deleted]
Exhausted from work, I just tossed a pizza in the oven and went to go watch tv.	317	TransParentCJ
I’ve done everything, I’ve ran the numbers hundreds of times and looked at any possible solution; I’ve tried to do everything in my power to avoid this but there’s no use...	317	camkfletch
"Initial incision 9:23", I heard the surgeon say.	317	mattze
"Shhh, child, don't be afraid, it's just a doll" the father told his daughter	317	GhostSlug
God realized World War 3 would never happen.	317	DrSharkie