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I stacked the headless bodies of my entire family upon the altar as a gift and then prepared the contract for Satan.

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The genetically altered foods showed no outward ill effects on the consumer.

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By combining homeless shelter services and animal shelter services the City of LA has saved a fortune while improving the lives of both groups.

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“Sire, we have bolted screws through Lady Violeta into the back of your plate mail armor, and I am confident she will remain there till you reach the fountain of life” NSFW

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Unlike others before, I will survive the charge, bound into the enemy’s trenches and return victorious!

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Im actually happy that my best friend stole my girlfriend and now they are getting married.

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My estranged mother and I began chatting again this year and we have never gotten along better.

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I’ve gone from 540lbs to 360lbs in 3 months, because of Ozempic I’ve shed a whole grown man.

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The ordinary scene of children playing in the park fractured like glass and then blew away as if it were sand in the wind.

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The credit card company said the data breach didn’t affect customer personal data.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stacked the headless bodies of my entire family upon the altar as a gift and then prepared the contract for Satan.	2120
The genetically altered foods showed no outward ill effects on the consumer.	1336
By combining homeless shelter services and animal shelter services the City of LA has saved a fortune while improving the lives of both groups.	761
“Sire, we have bolted screws through Lady Violeta into the back of your plate mail armor, and I am confident she will remain there till you reach the fountain of life” NSFW	735
Unlike others before, I will survive the charge, bound into the enemy’s trenches and return victorious!	447
Im actually happy that my best friend stole my girlfriend and now they are getting married.	317
My estranged mother and I began chatting again this year and we have never gotten along better.	300
I’ve gone from 540lbs to 360lbs in 3 months, because of Ozempic I’ve shed a whole grown man.	151
The ordinary scene of children playing in the park fractured like glass and then blew away as if it were sand in the wind.	98
The credit card company said the data breach didn’t affect customer personal data.	85