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"Babe, hon, wake up, somebody broke into the house" I begged him, but he kept snoring sound asleep.

6947 upvotes • Happy_Dookmas

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After years of debate, I finally worked up the courage to take the next step.

6944 upvotes • Throwaway9200912345

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I sat huddled in the corner of the dark basement, naked and tears streaming down my face.

6939 upvotes • fordster2017

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It was a little concerning how quickly my wife's looks had gone south recently.

6937 upvotes • [deleted]

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After moving back in with my parents, I was excited when I found a box of old videos from my childhood.

6932 upvotes • am_mi

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Daddy, this is how mom made you feel happy right?

6929 upvotes • Skulldab

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She hid under the bed, hyperventilating as the unfamiliar men stormed into the room.

6926 upvotes • boysennberries_

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“I’m too tired to play,” I said as I walked in and she looked at me with sad eyes from her crate.

6923 upvotes • RedRoscoe1977

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AITA for faking my bite marks and lying to my children that I killed the dog in self-defense?

6923 upvotes • [deleted]

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It was a statistical impossibility, so every news outlet over the world reported it happily "today was the very first day in recorded history that not a single human died"

6923 upvotes • patrickdm1998

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Babe, hon, wake up, somebody broke into the house" I begged him, but he kept snoring sound asleep.	6947	Happy_Dookmas
After years of debate, I finally worked up the courage to take the next step.	6944	Throwaway9200912345
I sat huddled in the corner of the dark basement, naked and tears streaming down my face.	6939	fordster2017
It was a little concerning how quickly my wife's looks had gone south recently.	6937	[deleted]
After moving back in with my parents, I was excited when I found a box of old videos from my childhood.	6932	am_mi
Daddy, this is how mom made you feel happy right?	6929	Skulldab
She hid under the bed, hyperventilating as the unfamiliar men stormed into the room.	6926	boysennberries_
“I’m too tired to play,” I said as I walked in and she looked at me with sad eyes from her crate.	6923	RedRoscoe1977
AITA for faking my bite marks and lying to my children that I killed the dog in self-defense?	6923	[deleted]
It was a statistical impossibility, so every news outlet over the world reported it happily "today was the very first day in recorded history that not a single human died"	6923	patrickdm1998