/r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

Thanks to new technologies, I can now freeze myself to preserve at the extreme temperature of −231 °C and wake up in 50 years.

6738 upvotes • FirstLifeHuman

Mark as read: Add to a list

“KitKat or Reese’s?” I thought to myself, looking through the wide variety of candies.

6738 upvotes • Jakeh7494

Mark as read: Add to a list

“Don’t touch her!” I screamed as the man got closer to my daughter. NSFW

6737 upvotes • kiddfromdiscord

Mark as read: Add to a list

My doctor told me today that I have iron deficiency. NSFW

6735 upvotes • DulceShirini

Mark as read: Add to a list

The surviving group made sure to inspect every part of my body for Zombie bites before letting me into the bunker.

6733 upvotes • Aarolin

Mark as read: Add to a list

An unruly toddler has been racing around the restaurant, yelling joyfully, when he suddenly tripped and violently hit his head on a corner of a table, blood spattering everywhere.

6732 upvotes • bluetuba24

Mark as read: Add to a list

"I'm a real boy!" exclaimed Pinocchio happily.

6730 upvotes • CommercialPerfect140

Mark as read: Add to a list

As I lay on the operating table for an appendicitis—the anesthesia taking hold—I heard the doctor say one last thing.

6729 upvotes • God-Pop

Mark as read: Add to a list

We tried to have children for years and now that my wife's body is finally swelling with new life, I can't get her to stop decorating the damn nursery.

6723 upvotes • phemonoe153

Mark as read: Add to a list

I pushed the hose inside and started sucking, and was relieved when the yellowish liquid began flowing out NSFW

6723 upvotes • sugar-soad

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Thanks to new technologies, I can now freeze myself to preserve at the extreme temperature of −231 °C and wake up in 50 years.	6738	FirstLifeHuman
“KitKat or Reese’s?” I thought to myself, looking through the wide variety of candies.	6738	Jakeh7494
“Don’t touch her!” I screamed as the man got closer to my daughter. NSFW	6737	kiddfromdiscord
My doctor told me today that I have iron deficiency. NSFW	6735	DulceShirini
The surviving group made sure to inspect every part of my body for Zombie bites before letting me into the bunker.	6733	Aarolin
An unruly toddler has been racing around the restaurant, yelling joyfully, when he suddenly tripped and violently hit his head on a corner of a table, blood spattering everywhere.	6732	bluetuba24
"I'm a real boy!" exclaimed Pinocchio happily.	6730	CommercialPerfect140
As I lay on the operating table for an appendicitis—the anesthesia taking hold—I heard the doctor say one last thing.	6729	God-Pop
We tried to have children for years and now that my wife's body is finally swelling with new life, I can't get her to stop decorating the damn nursery.	6723	phemonoe153
I pushed the hose inside and started sucking, and was relieved when the yellowish liquid began flowing out NSFW	6723	sugar-soad