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Shortly after our argument, I found my wife with her throat slit, holding a note that read “your right!”

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“If you don’t pay me, I’ll give myself a black eye and say that you did it,” the prostitute threatened.

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“B-b-be c-careful,” he warned, “It has r-rice in-in it.”

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Every night since we got married, I tuck her in and kiss her on the forehead once she falls asleep.

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Holding her down while she kicked and screamed, he forced his fingers deep inside of her.

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“You tired babe?”, I joked, gesturing to the bottle of milk that she was rocking to sleep.

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She begged and pleaded me to stop as I tore her clothes off.

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As the officer closely examined my pupils, I hoped he would believe that I wasn’t lying.

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“The most important thing is that nobody got hurt”, the guy said to me as we assessed the damage to our vehicles.

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My wife and I were ecstatic when a second baby came out, as we were only expecting one.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Shortly after our argument, I found my wife with her throat slit, holding a note that read “your right!”	12126
“If you don’t pay me, I’ll give myself a black eye and say that you did it,” the prostitute threatened.	9861
“B-b-be c-careful,” he warned, “It has r-rice in-in it.”	9118
Every night since we got married, I tuck her in and kiss her on the forehead once she falls asleep.	9029
Holding her down while she kicked and screamed, he forced his fingers deep inside of her.	8816
“You tired babe?”, I joked, gesturing to the bottle of milk that she was rocking to sleep.	8770
She begged and pleaded me to stop as I tore her clothes off.	8692
As the officer closely examined my pupils, I hoped he would believe that I wasn’t lying.	8420
“The most important thing is that nobody got hurt”, the guy said to me as we assessed the damage to our vehicles.	8397
My wife and I were ecstatic when a second baby came out, as we were only expecting one.	7797