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“Genie, I wish my parents were dead!” I told the genie just before he was sucked back into the bottle.

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[APR22] “If you pull a card higher than a 7, ill let you live” he said, as he dangled upside down from the pullup bar.

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“KitKat or Reese’s?” I thought to myself, looking through the wide variety of candies.

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“I can’t believe this is finally legal”, I said, putting out my joint before going inside.

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“I love you” is something my parents never told me growing up.

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I knew it must’ve been a mistake when the police said I was involved in aiding a kidnapping, but when they told me they had video proof I became intrigued.

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I found it very odd when the school bus stopped in front of our house.

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It turns out when you die, you spend a day in hell and a day in heaven, and you get to choose where you stay.

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“You’re free now,” my kidnapper said, sliding the shackles off my ankles.

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They say that no parent should have to bury their child.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Genie, I wish my parents were dead!” I told the genie just before he was sucked back into the bottle.	7175
[APR22] “If you pull a card higher than a 7, ill let you live” he said, as he dangled upside down from the pullup bar.	6741
“KitKat or Reese’s?” I thought to myself, looking through the wide variety of candies.	6738
“I can’t believe this is finally legal”, I said, putting out my joint before going inside.	5848
“I love you” is something my parents never told me growing up.	5205
I knew it must’ve been a mistake when the police said I was involved in aiding a kidnapping, but when they told me they had video proof I became intrigued.	5067
I found it very odd when the school bus stopped in front of our house.	4983
It turns out when you die, you spend a day in hell and a day in heaven, and you get to choose where you stay.	4867
“You’re free now,” my kidnapper said, sliding the shackles off my ankles.	4818
They say that no parent should have to bury their child.	4677