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"I'm a real boy!" exclaimed Pinocchio happily.

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I woke up suddenly in the middle of the night and my husband whispered behind me "Shhh... go back to sleep".

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Infuriated, the soldier stopped the interrogation, called a translator and asked him "He doesn't answer any of my questions and has only been mumbling for hours, what is he talking about??"

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Ever since my 10-month-old daughter was able to walk holding our hands, she's always ended up leading me under the old tree at the bottom of the garden.

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After being obese all my life, I finally had surgery and was able to lose more than 88 pounds!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'm a real boy!" exclaimed Pinocchio happily.	6730
I woke up suddenly in the middle of the night and my husband whispered behind me "Shhh... go back to sleep".	4
Infuriated, the soldier stopped the interrogation, called a translator and asked him "He doesn't answer any of my questions and has only been mumbling for hours, what is he talking about??"	1
Ever since my 10-month-old daughter was able to walk holding our hands, she's always ended up leading me under the old tree at the bottom of the garden.	1
After being obese all my life, I finally had surgery and was able to lose more than 88 pounds!	1