/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought I'd never killed anyone before.

285 upvotes • TrumpingtonSpecial

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For months when I take my daughter out of the crib she says "face", I thought she meant mine.

285 upvotes • I_am_dean

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[MAY 21] "Mother, may I ask a question?" Lilly's daughter asked out of the blue, pulling her attention away from the crazy street preacher who was screaming about killing the Devil with his bare hands.

285 upvotes • D-K-Lawhorn

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After my brother’s suicide, I went on a rampage killing everyone that I thought contributed to his death.

285 upvotes • ThenSterz

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At first, Elmer thought that the executioner’s aim was terrible as he felt blow after blow on his back, hips and knees.

285 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I thought about suffocation, starvation, thirst, the worst when the mine shaft collapsed.

285 upvotes • jdyerjdyer

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Against all odds, I had acquired a superpower; I could regenerate and heal just like Wolverine and Deadpool!

285 upvotes • Findrin

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Old Mcdonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o.

285 upvotes • NervousNSman

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As he lay in the warm, soothing bath he heard the answerphone click on and the frantic voice of his turner lover telling him she loved him and wanted him back

285 upvotes • bodelia

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When I was a child my parents would point the TV remote at me saying they were switching me off.

285 upvotes • WaffleStomperGirl

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought I'd never killed anyone before.	285	TrumpingtonSpecial
For months when I take my daughter out of the crib she says "face", I thought she meant mine.	285	I_am_dean
[MAY 21] "Mother, may I ask a question?" Lilly's daughter asked out of the blue, pulling her attention away from the crazy street preacher who was screaming about killing the Devil with his bare hands.	285	D-K-Lawhorn
After my brother’s suicide, I went on a rampage killing everyone that I thought contributed to his death.	285	ThenSterz
At first, Elmer thought that the executioner’s aim was terrible as he felt blow after blow on his back, hips and knees.	285	cindybubbles
I thought about suffocation, starvation, thirst, the worst when the mine shaft collapsed.	285	jdyerjdyer
Against all odds, I had acquired a superpower; I could regenerate and heal just like Wolverine and Deadpool!	285	Findrin
Old Mcdonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o.	285	NervousNSman
As he lay in the warm, soothing bath he heard the answerphone click on and the frantic voice of his turner lover telling him she loved him and wanted him back	285	bodelia
When I was a child my parents would point the TV remote at me saying they were switching me off.	285	WaffleStomperGirl