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I got a call from my very distressed mom, telling me they had found my dad's dead body at his favorite camping spot, torn apart by some sort of wild animal.

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"You must eat a lot of pineapple," she joked, wiping off her mouth with the back of her hand.

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[MAY 21] "Mother, may I ask a question?" Lilly's daughter asked out of the blue, pulling her attention away from the crazy street preacher who was screaming about killing the Devil with his bare hands.

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I've been hearing that same damn pop song over and over again for weeks now.

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"How many times do I have to tell you to watch your tongue?" my mom snapped at me.

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I'm starting to get creeped out by these targeted adds showing me mallets, bone saws, and heavy duty, 50 gallon, black trash bags.

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I over heard her say she wanted someone to sweep into her life and steal the heart right out of her chest.

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The hunter nearly jumped out of her skin when her walkie crackled to life, her buddy's staticy voice telling her he'd finally found the deer they'd shot and to follow his flashlight to get to him.

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He stood there with the blood of my whole family dripping off his fingers, staring right into my eyes.

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My heart dropped when they told me I was the baby's father.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I got a call from my very distressed mom, telling me they had found my dad's dead body at his favorite camping spot, torn apart by some sort of wild animal.	7877
"You must eat a lot of pineapple," she joked, wiping off her mouth with the back of her hand.	837
[MAY 21] "Mother, may I ask a question?" Lilly's daughter asked out of the blue, pulling her attention away from the crazy street preacher who was screaming about killing the Devil with his bare hands.	285
I've been hearing that same damn pop song over and over again for weeks now.	270
"How many times do I have to tell you to watch your tongue?" my mom snapped at me.	206
I'm starting to get creeped out by these targeted adds showing me mallets, bone saws, and heavy duty, 50 gallon, black trash bags.	181
I over heard her say she wanted someone to sweep into her life and steal the heart right out of her chest.	154
The hunter nearly jumped out of her skin when her walkie crackled to life, her buddy's staticy voice telling her he'd finally found the deer they'd shot and to follow his flashlight to get to him.	152
He stood there with the blood of my whole family dripping off his fingers, staring right into my eyes.	147
My heart dropped when they told me I was the baby's father.	133