/u/D-K-Lawhorn's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After years of rejection, I finally took out the guy of my dreams last night, but this magical experience has left me with more questions than answers.

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Unable to silence the screaming questions in your head any longer, you take up the boning knife, cut long and deep into your arm, and peel back the flesh.

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At the beginning of the year, the popular girls started calling you Bekha the Brainless Bitch, and it caught on quick.

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Finally back in our hotel room, I reached behind my wife's ear to start removing her mask.

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My roommate thought it would be an amazing idea to eat my leftovers that I had clearly marked with a sticky note, asking him to not touch them.

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I couldn't think of anything harder than telling my daughter there was nothing I could do to help her.

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"Eat your heart out," she said, popping the collar of her leather jacket and flicking her hip in a way that made her miniskirt lift above the danger zone.

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In a deserted land, so far from our own that it may as well not exist, at the top of a hill, so tall that it seemingly has no top, there stands a blighted tree.

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He shuffled across the deck, all his attention on the song filling the air, needing to know who could have such an ethereal voice.

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I couldn't look away from the kid who was standing outside my window, staring back at me with eyes blacker than the night sky.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After years of rejection, I finally took out the guy of my dreams last night, but this magical experience has left me with more questions than answers.	118
Unable to silence the screaming questions in your head any longer, you take up the boning knife, cut long and deep into your arm, and peel back the flesh.	114
At the beginning of the year, the popular girls started calling you Bekha the Brainless Bitch, and it caught on quick.	99
Finally back in our hotel room, I reached behind my wife's ear to start removing her mask.	85
My roommate thought it would be an amazing idea to eat my leftovers that I had clearly marked with a sticky note, asking him to not touch them.	55
I couldn't think of anything harder than telling my daughter there was nothing I could do to help her.	55
"Eat your heart out," she said, popping the collar of her leather jacket and flicking her hip in a way that made her miniskirt lift above the danger zone.	53
In a deserted land, so far from our own that it may as well not exist, at the top of a hill, so tall that it seemingly has no top, there stands a blighted tree.	48
He shuffled across the deck, all his attention on the song filling the air, needing to know who could have such an ethereal voice.	33
I couldn't look away from the kid who was standing outside my window, staring back at me with eyes blacker than the night sky.	32