/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Only show posts with narrations

“Dad, can I see momma this weekend, please?”

280 upvotes • TheMaskedGeode

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I loved the carpet color in my new house, a dark burgundy red, so you can imagine my disappointment when I spilled food all over it.

280 upvotes • IridescentAxlotl

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I made a pact with God to remove all, existing and future rapists on this earth and He agreed.

280 upvotes • awraq

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After 10 long months she said "Good morning daddy" and i cried a little.

280 upvotes • Vigomanboi

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“I love you” I typed sobbing quietly.

280 upvotes • [deleted]

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I always thank Siri, Alexa or google when they do something for me.

280 upvotes • xparapluiex

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I never thought that our army was big enough for extraplanetary invasion

280 upvotes • kendrick158

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I was anxious when i started tipping "how to know if i have..." In Google

280 upvotes • Superkiwikawai

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First contact with the aliens left the world in shock, the cryptic message was only five words "Only the dead know peace."

280 upvotes • pirofreak

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In my vision I saw the Great White Jesus, who said that he would grant my wish for Legacy Americans to finally vanquish all the immigrant invaders!

280 upvotes • rogtuck1

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Dad, can I see momma this weekend, please?”	280	TheMaskedGeode
I loved the carpet color in my new house, a dark burgundy red, so you can imagine my disappointment when I spilled food all over it.	280	IridescentAxlotl
I made a pact with God to remove all, existing and future rapists on this earth and He agreed.	280	awraq
After 10 long months she said "Good morning daddy" and i cried a little.	280	Vigomanboi
“I love you” I typed sobbing quietly.	280	[deleted]
I always thank Siri, Alexa or google when they do something for me.	280	xparapluiex
I never thought that our army was big enough for extraplanetary invasion	280	kendrick158
I was anxious when i started tipping "how to know if i have..." In Google	280	Superkiwikawai
First contact with the aliens left the world in shock, the cryptic message was only five words "Only the dead know peace."	280	pirofreak
In my vision I saw the Great White Jesus, who said that he would grant my wish for Legacy Americans to finally vanquish all the immigrant invaders!	280	rogtuck1