/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The waiter told me to enjoy my meal

280 upvotes • JesusIsAJojo

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I ordered a hot dog and I swear, the ketchup on it was the best I ever tasted.

280 upvotes • notgoingtobother

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My son was thrilled with the pair of x-ray glasses I got him.

280 upvotes • AShadyPyro

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I know I'm not supposed to stick Q-Tips in my ears.

280 upvotes • Axolotl_Fan

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The mannequin looked disturbingly similar to my husband

280 upvotes • skyguy2002

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They threw me in jail for burning down the forest, no matter how much I screamed, pleaded and begged.

280 upvotes • PappyStrangeLife

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I had the strangest nightmare last night - an enormous figure, clad in crimson, emerged from the sky with thousands of demonic minions and began exterminating all it could find.

280 upvotes • ninjacowboy57

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The ruins of Atlantis were thought to be just a myth, until a team of archaeologists uncovered its temple.

280 upvotes • srbin_04-1389

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"Ashley, you might not know this but I just gave my virginity to you, so thank you for such an incredible first time experience..."

280 upvotes • [deleted]

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After finally escaping and snatching my captor's phone, I frantically tried to dial for the authorities.

280 upvotes • MintClicker

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The waiter told me to enjoy my meal	280	JesusIsAJojo
I ordered a hot dog and I swear, the ketchup on it was the best I ever tasted.	280	notgoingtobother
My son was thrilled with the pair of x-ray glasses I got him.	280	AShadyPyro
I know I'm not supposed to stick Q-Tips in my ears.	280	Axolotl_Fan
The mannequin looked disturbingly similar to my husband	280	skyguy2002
They threw me in jail for burning down the forest, no matter how much I screamed, pleaded and begged.	280	PappyStrangeLife
I had the strangest nightmare last night - an enormous figure, clad in crimson, emerged from the sky with thousands of demonic minions and began exterminating all it could find.	280	ninjacowboy57
The ruins of Atlantis were thought to be just a myth, until a team of archaeologists uncovered its temple.	280	srbin_04-1389
"Ashley, you might not know this but I just gave my virginity to you, so thank you for such an incredible first time experience..."	280	[deleted]
After finally escaping and snatching my captor's phone, I frantically tried to dial for the authorities.	280	MintClicker