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Looking into Satan's eyes was horrifying and unbearable

277 upvotes • MrGovernmentality
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Tied to a chair, I open my eyes and see my daughter. "Daddy, do you want to play medic?"

277 upvotes • Lobsss
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I’ve often speculated that if aliens came to earth, it would be to gather resources they’d depleted on their own planet.

277 upvotes • everettdc
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She put her hand in mine.

277 upvotes • tommymaggots
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This is the first time Ive ever grown my own food and I’m super proud of myself.

277 upvotes • IOughtToBeThrownAway
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"Daddy, I finally killed the bad guy!"

277 upvotes • MafiaCub
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Without missing a beat, my boyfriend lowered himself to one knee, and reached into his pocket.

277 upvotes • ClearlyNotAHobbit
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My family was finally looking up to me, and at last, I finally feel important.

277 upvotes • iMarsx
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“Jesus Christ, what an asshole” I muttered.

277 upvotes • wafflehusky
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“Please babe, just the tip?”

277 upvotes • [deleted]
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