/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“I’m so sorry ma’am, it seems our geneticist made an error and your baby ended up with brown eyes.”

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The angel said, “... and he will be the son of God.”

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“The news said you only kill blondes, please let me go!”

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Gently so as not to wake her, he pulled her bra down and exposed her tits. NSFW

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She felt like she had butterflies in her stomach.

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Alone in the jungle and trembling from excitement, the explorer drank deep from the fountain of youth.

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Lube is a complete waste of money, she’ll get naturally wet all on her own if you don’t try to rush things. NSFW

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I’ve been lurking on r/childfree the past few months, and I’m starting to admit their right.

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“Did you know doctors can use liquid nitrogen to freeze warts to death in a process called cryotherapy?”

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[AUG21] He pulled his wife close and whispered in her ear, “tonight I’m gonna beat your little pussy up nice and hard.” NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I’m so sorry ma’am, it seems our geneticist made an error and your baby ended up with brown eyes.”	13280
The angel said, “... and he will be the son of God.”	12911
“The news said you only kill blondes, please let me go!”	12880
Gently so as not to wake her, he pulled her bra down and exposed her tits. NSFW	9854
She felt like she had butterflies in her stomach.	9061
Alone in the jungle and trembling from excitement, the explorer drank deep from the fountain of youth.	8804
Lube is a complete waste of money, she’ll get naturally wet all on her own if you don’t try to rush things. NSFW	4986
I’ve been lurking on r/childfree the past few months, and I’m starting to admit their right.	3806
“Did you know doctors can use liquid nitrogen to freeze warts to death in a process called cryotherapy?”	3456
[AUG21] He pulled his wife close and whispered in her ear, “tonight I’m gonna beat your little pussy up nice and hard.” NSFW	2915