/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I slid her weighted body over the edge of the boat and felt an immediate, overwhelming peace.

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I trained Duke to attack any time he hear’s the word “hunter”.

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He chose the ugliest, quietest puppy in the shelter to adopt.

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“My second draft is even worse than the first!”

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People of reddit, what was the most physically painful thing you’ve ever endured?

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For thousands of years the rainbow has stood as a reminder of My promise to never drown the earth with flood waters again.

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[AUG21] The tooth fairy traced the scent to the boy’s stomach and realized the idiot child had swallowed a tooth in his sleep.

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Fevers are actually a good thing, which our bodies trigger deliberately during infection to help kill parasites and germs.

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They wanted to boot me from the lobby after I spent the last 30 minutes spawn killing.

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They emailed me to say my story was accepted, I’m finally going to be a published author!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I slid her weighted body over the edge of the boat and felt an immediate, overwhelming peace.	2483
I trained Duke to attack any time he hear’s the word “hunter”.	2481
He chose the ugliest, quietest puppy in the shelter to adopt.	2261
“My second draft is even worse than the first!”	2181
People of reddit, what was the most physically painful thing you’ve ever endured?	2039
For thousands of years the rainbow has stood as a reminder of My promise to never drown the earth with flood waters again.	1574
[AUG21] The tooth fairy traced the scent to the boy’s stomach and realized the idiot child had swallowed a tooth in his sleep.	1479
Fevers are actually a good thing, which our bodies trigger deliberately during infection to help kill parasites and germs.	1246
They wanted to boot me from the lobby after I spent the last 30 minutes spawn killing.	1194
They emailed me to say my story was accepted, I’m finally going to be a published author!	1180