/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Sex without procreation is a disgusting, repulsive sin and the vile, immoral people who fornicate for fun need to be taught a lesson!

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[JAN21] The year was 1821, two goddamn centuries earlier than we were aiming for....

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She tried to tear free from the red-capped man but his fist was like an iron clamp and she could not break away.

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As a mortician it’s my job to send them off in a way that’d make them happy if they were there to see it.

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I read a report from a well known economist that said the middle class will be thrust into poverty over the next 30 years, which means my kids will be the ones to suffer.

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[AUG21] “Try not to think of this as a punishment.”

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I cant help but be reminded of tadpoles, how their tails recede into their bodies as they exit the larval stage and become something else.

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[APR21] [repost] The archeologist trembled with excitement as he rolled away the stone and shed light on the ancient tomb of Jesus.

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The teenager held his hands high, avoided eye contact, and kept his tone humiliatingly deferential.

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The boy threw aside his rake, offered the proudest smile, and said, "Dad, I got an idea: we can bury ourselves in the leaves!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Sex without procreation is a disgusting, repulsive sin and the vile, immoral people who fornicate for fun need to be taught a lesson!	101
[JAN21] The year was 1821, two goddamn centuries earlier than we were aiming for....	100
She tried to tear free from the red-capped man but his fist was like an iron clamp and she could not break away.	95
As a mortician it’s my job to send them off in a way that’d make them happy if they were there to see it.	94
I read a report from a well known economist that said the middle class will be thrust into poverty over the next 30 years, which means my kids will be the ones to suffer.	94
[AUG21] “Try not to think of this as a punishment.”	93
I cant help but be reminded of tadpoles, how their tails recede into their bodies as they exit the larval stage and become something else.	93
[APR21] [repost] The archeologist trembled with excitement as he rolled away the stone and shed light on the ancient tomb of Jesus.	92
The teenager held his hands high, avoided eye contact, and kept his tone humiliatingly deferential.	91
The boy threw aside his rake, offered the proudest smile, and said, "Dad, I got an idea: we can bury ourselves in the leaves!"	88